kosherhoe:

*carries around a glass of wine as an accessory*

(via monicalewinsky1996)

sixpenceee:

"My aunt who is battling breast cancer entered a costume as Mr.Clean and obviously won. (Source)”

sixpenceee:

"My aunt who is battling breast cancer entered a costume as Mr.Clean and obviously won. (Source)

(via stay-myheartbeatsforlove)

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

(via sandorclegane)

asieyonce:

renovatiosilvaticus:

COSPLAY. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

I…

asieyonce:

renovatiosilvaticus:

COSPLAY. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

I…

(via stay-myheartbeatsforlove)

meowrailegeance:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

gothams-consulting-timelord:

You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel 

You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel

You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy

(via stay-myheartbeatsforlove)

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

image

(Source: horseelbow, via eenymeenypia)

the-goddamazon:

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

(Source: bionicwasok, via fatgirlopinions)

  Kate: I don’t know how you date such hairy guys… Aren’t you afraid of finding a guy with back hair?
 Me: Well, what’s so bad about it? Back hair means I can hug a guy and still touch body hair. I see that as a win, really.
 *long silence*
 Kate: Did you just find the silver lining to back hair?
Me: Considering the age of the men I date, the silver lining usually is back hair.
I hide behind books, and hope to one day be the librarian of the biblioburro. I may or may not be DN McGillicuddy.